So We Watched the Game...

So we watched the game,unfortunately the boy had control of the remote. Every single commercial break he would change the channel. It took until almost the 4th quarter for me to get him to stop changing the flippin channel.

Me: quit changing the channel I was watching that

Son: mom, you don't know me (his most recent catch phrase). calm down you aren't missing the game

Me: I know I want to watch the commercials

Son: Why, they don't have anything to do with the game...

This child has lived in my house for 18 years and 51 weeks. That means he has been around for 19 superbowls and he still doesn't know that some years the commercials are the very best part??? but don't worry all, he lives

How Does This Work Again??

Would someone please explain how it is that me, the only person in this household that loves football, is the only one NOT going to a Super Bowl Party?

#1 Son is off at the college he is supposed to be attending watching with friends..

#2 Son... well he may stay here.. shudders

#1 daughter is off to a party at a friends house.. she hates football, has no clue who is playing or the stories behind them

#2 daughter is off on her regularly scheduled day at church and then with friends but she too will be watching the game.. rooting it on with friends...

and me, well I am either gonna be here alone or with the one I regularly want to throttle.. Even though he at least does no SOMETHING about football..